“Thank You, Boss, May I Have Another?”

Freedom cries, “We want JUSTICE!”

POW, BAM, KAPOW, KABAM…

Batman, BATMAN, batman, BATMAN!!!

“Help, we drowin'”

Let’s see, where’s my matchbook.

Offkey: ‘We are the WORLD…’

SPLAT, UMPH, UGH…

‘Mommy can I have a PlayStation?’

‘Yes, son, as long as you eat your greens.’

STOMP, CRACK, CRASH, SHATTER

Police Inquest:

Officer: “Yes, we knew the nigga was prone but he was still a threat.”
Judge: “What kind of threat did he pose in that position?”
Officer: “Sir, one of his butt cheeks made a threatening gesture, a pucker really. At that point, we decided deadly force was necessary.”
Judge: “Very well.”

They call that “Justice” while we call it “JUst-uS.”

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