Survivor-Brouhaha Missin’ Da Boat!
Come on ya’ll?! ‘Survivor’ announces that they gonna foment some “overt” racial conflict. ‘Bout time, ain’t it?!
This is a new, ‘Takin’ the sheet off and lettin’ ya see our Social Darwinist ideology,’ moment. We should be happy they Keepin’ it Realz.
Aren’t you all tired of the covert, cloistered racism hidden behind maggot gagging, roach munching or the millonth ‘nigga-less’ Friends’ re-run?
Naw, this is THE time for niggas to put up and/or shut up. What we should be doing is passing the Survivor nigga teams EPO and chitlin’s so they can have all the endurance they need to beat the cunning white devil squad. A 21st Century Underground Railroad – with Oprah playin’ Harriet Tubman – should spirit ribs and collards into the black hut; tacos and jalapenos for the Hispanicos, etc, fucking etc.
This is our chance to beat these white muthafuckas at their game. I, for one, want to take full advantage of our natural superiority in strength, endurance and dancing on the ‘One.’
We GOT this shit niggas?! Got it sewn! Stop complaining fo’ they cancel this shit fo’ it starts.
We already took football, baseball, basketball, track, UPN. We got DC, Detroit, Hot-Lanta. Its only a matter of time fo’ we break off ‘Survivor,’ ‘Big Brotha,’ and ‘CSI!’
We Cannot LOSE!!!